The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.
Via Garden Deva
@gardendeva.com.au
Seeing that we already happen to be discussing points regarding This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer – ROI Consultancy, Wellness care experts will usually seek continuing medical education (CME) to maintain existing and to update medical understanding. Also referred to as Continuing Professional Improvement (CPD), these academic training programs are designed to supplement, enhance or strengthen technical expertise and overall performance of nurses, doctors, surgeons and assistants within the health care profession.
I think maybe you’re taking our comical stab at Work, Beer and Wine a little too seriously.